All is Vanity…

One of the most terrifying tales of the supernatural written by 19th C. author Edgar Iddle I. Poe concerns the horror of an otherworldly plague.

Whilst hiding in her palace, the Princess Prosperina succumbs to the vanity of makeup, thus unleashing the…


Mascara of the Red Death

…of Cabbages & Kings…

As all historians know…

The Stone Age melted into the Bronze Age.


The Iron Age stumbled into the Dark Ages.


Then the Middle Ages spread into the Cabb Ages.

This was a time when all stratas of the starving feudal societies of Europe fought desperately against invading armies of rampaging giant snails which threatened the brassica based economy.